Description
Stage your morning coffee right on the legendary starting line of local dealership history and salute the wild, raw newsprint pressings that put the ultimate winged warrior on the street!
A Four-Door Showcase of Genuine Newsprint History
Once you look inside, what more can you say? Wow! Wrapped edge-to-edge around this premium ceramic mug are four authentic, ultra-rare vintage newspaper advertisements sourced straight from local city archives during the legendary 1970 Plymouth Superbird dealership launch. Because these are pulled directly from original ink pressings, the design carries a beautifully raw, textured vintage halftone grain—perfect for the Mopar historian who wants to see exactly how dealers fought to move these radical NASCAR homologation specials off their local back lots.
This specialized layout takes you on a tour of four distinct local dealership pitches:
- The Big-City Supercar Blowout: Straight from the high-volume metropolitan news section, this ad highlights a local dealer slashing profit margins to move a premium 426 HEMI wing warrior. It features large, bold font blocks screaming about instant delivery and the factory-backed warranty coverage.
- The Small-Town “Closeout Special”: Sourced from a regional local paper, this layout shows a desperate dealer trying to explain the massive 24-inch tail wing and elongated nose cone to a conservative farming community. It highlights a massive price drop, slashing the premium window sticker down to an unbelievable discount just to clear space for the incoming ’71 models.
- The High-Output Option Pitch: This ad breaks down the pure mechanical investment right in the print fields. It focuses heavily on the value of checking off the 440 Super Commando V8 or the triple-carbureted 440 Six Barrel (440+6) boxes, listing exact monthly payment blueprints tailored for the working-class street racer.
- The Rapid Transit System Staging: The final newspaper layout showcases a full dealership event ad, complete with hand-drawn cartoon bird graphics and local address lines. It invites local youth to come down to the showroom floor to witness the ultimate wind-tunnel-tested brawler in person, listing real, zero-down-payment options for qualified buyers.
High-Performance Bench Specs
Just like a specialized dealer-built muscle machine, this enthusiast-grade hardware is built to standard specifications:
- Fuel Capacity: Full 11 oz capacity, perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
- Chassis Blueprints: Stands a precise 3.8″ (9.6 cm) high with a comfortable 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter.
- Premium Quality: Sturdy, high-grade ceramic casting featuring a vibrant, glossy finish. The specialized printing process beautifully preserves the historic, raw newsprint texture, fine print dealer disclosures, and retro typography in sharp, high-contrast clarity.
- Modern Equipment: Fully prepared to take the daily heat of your microwave and dishwasher safely.
Custom Sourced to Order
In the true spirit of checking high-output option boxes off the local dealership floor, this item is made on demand the exact moment you place your order. Producing pieces individually instead of letting them sit in wasteful warehouse bulk halts overproduction dead in its tracks. While individual crafting means your shipping container takes just a small amount of extra time to arrive, that thoughtful choice ensures you receive pristine graphic quality!
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